A Blondy walks into a Restaurant, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks at the bulletin board and sees a piece of paper that says Ocean Cruise Only 5$.
She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address listed on the back of paper. She walks into the building and hands the secretary the piece of paper.
Man is in traffic court . His defense goes like this.. Your honor, its not fair. I was in a whole gaggle of cars all going the same speed, and this policeman singled me out.
They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.
If Microsoft made toasters ...
Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster.
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa. Consul: What is your name? Arab: Abdul Aziz Consul: Sex? Arab: Six to ten times a week Consul: I mean, male or female? Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels Consul: Holy cow!
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
