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after some future breakthroughs in robotics, but before the price has gone down, there is likely to be robotic brothels
robot sex? that\’s scary.
I know, that\’s what I thought
but according to my calculations, a condom of normal thickness has a dielectric strength of at least 780V
meaning if the robot runs on mains and shorts out, you\’re still protected with a margin of nearly 500V
….. not what I meant.
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history books in a thousand years are going to be hilarious
According to the great 21st Century philosopher xXx_SePhIrOtH127765_xXx,
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You know you watch too much porn, when you see a pussy and instantly know it\’s an asian pussy.
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The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…