Archive for August, 2009
Hollywood stars exposed
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Hollywood stars exposed. What can I say – whatever. Don\’t forget to shave! We are watchin\’ you!
Sharon Stone in Paris Match
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Sharon Stone in Paris Match Wow Sharon, you still got the figure!
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride
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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole\’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
\”Yes?\” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, \”may I help you?\”
The ole biker leans over the bar, \”I was wondering young lady,\” he whispers, \”are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?\”
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs \”Why yes, yes, I sure am\”.
The ole\’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, \”Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger\”.
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride more...Internet jokes
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after some future breakthroughs in robotics, but before the price has gone down, there is likely to be robotic brothels
robot sex? that\’s scary.
I know, that\’s what I thought
but according to my calculations, a condom of normal thickness has a dielectric strength of at least 780V
meaning if the robot runs on mains and shorts out, you\’re still protected with a margin of nearly 500V
….. not what I meant.
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history books in a thousand years are going to be hilarious
According to the great 21st Century philosopher xXx_SePhIrOtH127765_xXx,
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