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Take James to Lithuania

Lithuania celebrates it\’s 1000th anniversary and here is the greeting from Chicago, IL.

French people wont leave a poor stewardess alone

hehe french stewardess got sense of humor

They are laughing at and with her, singing and asking her to imitate :

The Pig (le cochon !!!), the duck (le canard !!)

The Beard Master

Whats the problem officer?

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, \”What\’s the
problem officer?\”

Officer: \”You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.\”

Man: \”No sir, I was going 65.\”

Wife: \”Oh, Harry. You were going 80.\” (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: \”I\’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.\”

Man: \”Broken tail light? I didn\’t know about a broken tail light!\”

Wife: \”Oh Harry, you\’ve known about that tail light for weeks.\” (The
man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: \”I\’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt.\”

Man: \”Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.\”

Wife: \”Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt.\”

The man turns to his wife and yells, \”SHUT YOUR MOUTH!\”

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, \”Ma\’am, does your husband talk
to you this way all the time?\”

The wife says, \”No, only when he\’s drunk.\”

In a small midwestern conservative town

In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn\’t a place to get a drink for miles around, so a local entrepreneur saw an opportunity: He started to build a tavern.

Liking a \”dry\” town, the local church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. The businessman was polite when congregants came to protest, but work continued on the tavern.

But the night before the grand opening, a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their piousness after that — until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building\’s demise in its reply to the court.

At the first hearing, the judge held up the paperwork and took in the lawyers and both sides of the lawsuit.

\”I don\’t know how I\’m going to decide this,\” the judge said, \”but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner that believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn\’t.\”

Flight Attendant doing raps

Flight Attendant doing raps. Extremely funny!

Panda is having fun

Well, the guy is extraordinary lucky guy! His birthday could be celebrated that day!