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Funny snippets from Bash

Nyoronyoden says:so yeah…I bought a fairly expensive class ring
Nyoronyoden says:but I realized I hate wearing rings
Nyoronyoden says:so I wear it on my necklace
Nyoronyoden says:…a friend of mine said \”Dude, you\’re fucking gangster. Even your jewelry is wearing jewelry\”

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I think the thing I\’ve been most ashamed of doing with my penis
was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner
JUST so I could login with a penis print
it didn\’t work

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Helrich: so i was at the diner this morning, and i was really hungry.
Helrich: i got a big plate of scrambled eggs and started eating them super fast
Helrich: when i stopped to breathe, half the plate was gone and i shouted DOMINATING!!!
Helrich: everyone in the diner stopped what they were doing and stared at me for along time until someone from across the room shouted HUMILIATION!!!
Helrich: I gotta stop playing Quake.

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Enetheru: Freud… he\’d have a ball with that.
Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive.
Enetheru: \”Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan.\”
Enetheru: \”Say Hi, 4chan.\”
Fizzkittens: Argh!
Enetheru: Freud wouldn\’t be able to do enough coke to keep up.

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yeh not alot just finished cleaning and doin laundry.
hahaha ok
yuh
theres no women around for me to yell at them to do it so i have to be the last resort
i yell at myself to do it
hit myself around the room
then start sobbing as i mop the floor with my bloodied hair
wtf seriously who the fuck are you
thats fucked up who says that shit
yeah good point the blood WOULD make the floor worse.
thanks.
quit: johno (teaching that bitch how to clean properly)

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