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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,

What’s in the Box? – Test Film 2009

Cock Shot

Great quotes and thoughts

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I\’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don\’t get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever – so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist – they don\’t expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria – they\’re the only culture some people have.
27. When everything\’s coming your way, you\’re in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don\’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don\’t get until just after you need
it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you\’ll have to catch
up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse – it\’ll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand…
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don\’t succeed, then skydiving isn\’t for you.

Funny snippets from Bash

Nyoronyoden says:so yeah…I bought a fairly expensive class ring
Nyoronyoden says:but I realized I hate wearing rings
Nyoronyoden says:so I wear it on my necklace
Nyoronyoden says:…a friend of mine said \”Dude, you\’re fucking gangster. Even your jewelry is wearing jewelry\”

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I think the thing I\’ve been most ashamed of doing with my penis
was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner
JUST so I could login with a penis print
it didn\’t work

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Helrich: so i was at the diner this morning, and i was really hungry.
Helrich: i got a big plate of scrambled eggs and started eating them super fast
Helrich: when i stopped to breathe, half the plate was gone and i shouted DOMINATING!!!
Helrich: everyone in the diner stopped what they were doing and stared at me for along time until someone from across the room shouted HUMILIATION!!!
Helrich: I gotta stop playing Quake.

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Enetheru: Freud… he\’d have a ball with that.
Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive.
Enetheru: \”Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan.\”
Enetheru: \”Say Hi, 4chan.\”
Fizzkittens: Argh!
Enetheru: Freud wouldn\’t be able to do enough coke to keep up.

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yeh not alot just finished cleaning and doin laundry.
hahaha ok
yuh
theres no women around for me to yell at them to do it so i have to be the last resort
i yell at myself to do it
hit myself around the room
then start sobbing as i mop the floor with my bloodied hair
wtf seriously who the fuck are you
thats fucked up who says that shit
yeah good point the blood WOULD make the floor worse.
thanks.
quit: johno (teaching that bitch how to clean properly)

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Man Connects Himself to a Tesla Coil to play Star Wars theme

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