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They love walking in the rain

It\’s really fun when you are dressed like \”LOOK AT ME\”!

Let’s have a little chat dude

I would like to know your opinion on war on terror!

Ladies at work sometimes look nice

They do look gorgeous!

It was just a kiss darling

Nothing personal! Just a kiss!

Tasty cup of coffee

Check it out what\’s inside this cup!

Ace Ventura pet detective funny scenes

Amazing video scenes with Jim Carrey.

Funny jokes

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They\’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman\’s breasts and her hips called a
waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don\’t have balls to scratch.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she\’s been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong? Made her chain too long

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It\’s one of those \’evolutionary things\’ that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When
she starts a sentence with \’A man once told me…\’

How do you fix a woman\’s watch?
You don\’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can\’t shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course.
He\’ll shut up once you let him in.

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn\’t know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman\’s sex
drive by 90%.. It\’s called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who
can handle the bullshit!